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numenoryan replied to your post: Nerdpalz have informed me that Mordin …

booooooo

AYE. Don’t make me fly to the states man. >:3

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vivi-shiba replied to your post: Nerdpalz have informed me that Mordin …

hallucinogenic pork sword

Tasting colours. 

That’s all I’m gonna say.

Nerdpalz have informed me that Mordin says that licking Thane’s skin will give me some sort of drug-like hallucinogenic effects.

That’d make for one hell of a rad blowjob.

DRELL ME.

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☾

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ohmaglor:

"so why do you like lord of the rings so much?" [opens 80 slide per point presentation] [pulls out index cards] [places graphs on stands in front] [carefully arranges posters] [clears throat] "why, friend, i am so glad you asked"

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this place was so wonderful i want to go there again

90377:

this place was so wonderful i want to go there again

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>not space beetle.0/10

I HAVE A CRUSH ON BOTH D: (And Joker, but I’m scared I’ll snap his legs if  I try bang him.)

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I have played ME2 for about 13 hours straight.

I now have a giant crush on Thane.

Goodnight! <3

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by DOMINIC CLAЯKE

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"Once you get this you have to say five things that you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers!"

Tagged by: mirageaudio :3 <3

1. My god tier cooking skills.

2. My butt. Cause it’s kinda cute.

3. I can craft a lot of helpful stuff. Probably on a Macgyver level. 

4. My gigantic arsenal of puns and bad jokes.

5. My adventurous, courageous and sort of reckless nature? 

I tag: I mean I’d tag mirageaudio again cause favorite followers but I don’t think that works so: leijonal, mareechromatic, buttercupflutterscotch, vivi-shiba, numenoryan, buttsauce-vakarian, aikorealm, nymphetamine-dolly, littlepinkkittenlingerie & syrupcoated.

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That painful 24 hour wait you have to do when you’re making chicken spiedies.

Dangit.

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